Faiz the greater (letter to Sohaib Mamoo)

My Dear Mamoo,

Lemme 1st give u sum gud newz, i have been 2 the principlez office twice so far, can u beat it, aap nay kabhi soocha tha aap ka bhanja will b 10 steps ahead of u, i know ur first call in office was when u were 12 years old. Now plz dont tell menu nano cuz she will start thinking kay aap nay kahin chup kur mujhey ghutee tu nahin dey thee. My mom is already irritated by my comlpains and she was grumbling that "main tu faiz ki shkayaaat suun suun kur thuk gayee hon." Doesnt this dialogue sounds familiar, nano sayz it does, and she soo much misses her sis menu. Now tell me honestly arent sum stupid teachers just fond of complaining, for no reason, its their habit na, unn ko khana nahin hazam hota jub tuk complain na kareen. Now whats wrong if i sit on the table, other children also can, mainay unn ko mana tu nahin kiya, but my teacher sayz "all children r sitting on chair u also sit." Bhai i will sit when i become an exective officer, abhi tu meray khailney kudney kay din hain.

Now they tell me to take my shoes off i didnt and they took me to the principal, even she couldnt make me take it off, than they called in a 5 yr old boy, my friend and he asked me, mainay kha challo uttar hi detay hain. They tell me 2 drink water from glass i drink from sippy cup, bhai what the hell r they wanting to make out of me, mush or bush. I hate to b both, I'll be bill gates , loads of money and butlers to remove my shoes and dress me.

Mamoo u know how much fun it is to roll from over the back of the sofa onto the seat and than make a great jump onto the floor. Mama and nano r alwayz scared that i will hurt mysely, bhai when i dont mind hurting myself why do they interfere in my life, aur kiya main aaj tuk girra hoon, never, i know how 2 make safe jumps, pur mazaa bahut aata hain. Yesterday i got a spanky from nano cuz i took out all the spoons from the draw and hid them under the dish washer, do u think that was enough, no na, i pushed them far underneath as much as i could, theek kiya na, warna tu mazaa hi na atta . Now nano had to lie down and take them all out with a stick,i did that cuz nano needs sum excersize, aok bhala karo uppar say spanky, bhalay ka tu zamana hi nahin.

I am writing u all this cuz i know u r the only one who would agree that i am not wrong at all. If teachers have problem with me, its their problem, i dont have any problem with them. aur main kiya kiya batuv, i luv going behind the sofa and beds and when i get stuck i yell, i have to, if i call my mom or nano they wont cum cuz they cant c where i am so i have to yell, uss pur bhi they say, it hurt their ears.

My life is so full of fun and i am sure i will have loads of fun with u and khubaib mamoo, i am not very sure about zeesh mamoo. Nano has told me i have 3 mamooz and 7 khalaz, 3 nanoz, 3 nanaz, and my darling nani ami, i luv her so much and i remember her everyday, when ever nano is telling me all the names , i keep on repeating nani ami, nani ami, i am soo much looking forward to c her, i know she lovez me the most. i am so lucky.

I think thats enough for today, btw i am reaching on 3rd june, any plans made yet, make sum, mini golf, kui seesha weesha, trust me i wont tell anybody..

bye for now. Luv u mamoo, Wish khubaib mamoo good luck from me and nanoand mom too.
aap ka apna bhanja

faiz the greater.